Computer Affection

“It’s so sleek and sexy.”

I hate it when people personify a computer. Is metal and hot silicon that sexually appealing?

Some people act as if they’ve never seen a computer in their entire life. They ogle over a computer as if it were a new baby or spouse. Chances are there is someone with the same exact model out there. I see no need to flaunt a mass-produced laptop.

Post pictures, no captions, and shut up. I don’t want to read computer erotica whilst browsing for reviews. The only acceptable words to describe the aesthetics of a computer are “good” or “bad”. Simple, to the point, and doesn’t reveal any hidden fetishes.

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